Jopkabhit is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, grumpy ferret.

Jopkabhit created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jopkabhit, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jopkabhit, she will turn you into a snail.

Jopkabhit's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Jopkabhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never jump in holy places.