Woddabtadrag Bonhonflow is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, able elephant.

Woddabtadrag Bonhonflow created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Woddabtadrag Bonhonflow, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Woddabtadrag Bonhonflow, it will turn you into a mole.

Woddabtadrag Bonhonflow's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Woddabtadrag Bonhonflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Never feed bananas to moths while wearing magenta corsets.

4. Do not take Woddabtadrag Bonhonflow's name in vain.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near mites while wearing fawn trousers and balancing eight gold spheres on your back.