Bimzakbag is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humane duck.

Bimzakbag created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimzakbag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bimzakbag, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bimzakbag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bimzakbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

2. Always count to nine before sleeping.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Bimzakbag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Never go into pink rooms.