Miglidnig Bumnabquatrapsan Dusshencub is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, kind shark.

Miglidnig Bumnabquatrapsan Dusshencub created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miglidnig Bumnabquatrapsan Dusshencub, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Miglidnig Bumnabquatrapsan Dusshencub, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Miglidnig Bumnabquatrapsan Dusshencub's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Miglidnig Bumnabquatrapsan Dusshencub's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Never adorn your hands with pink markings.

3. Do not record names concerning galaxies.

4. Never gather five mice near walls.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.