Wipsigjop is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome grasshopper.

Wipsigjop created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipsigjop, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wipsigjop, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wipsigjop's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Wipsigjop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown monkeys, for they are unholy.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Worship no other gods but Wipsigjop.

5. You must never eat coconuts.