Watsom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, happy weasel.

Watsom created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watsom, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Watsom, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Watsom's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Watsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Watsom.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.