Sidtarzogomin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, proud finch.

Sidtarzogomin created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidtarzogomin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sidtarzogomin, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sidtarzogomin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Sidtarzogomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place grapes upon stone.

2. Always help bats.

3. Never wear blue tights.

4. Do not eat figs.

5. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.