Fobkimgub is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, staggering goose.

Fobkimgub created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Fobkimgub, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fobkimgub, he will laugh at you.

Fobkimgub's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fobkimgub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Fobkimgub in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always obey Fobkimgub's priests.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never feed onions to nematodes while wearing shorts.