Bogcepnurvin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable zebra.

Bogcepnurvin created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogcepnurvin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bogcepnurvin, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Bogcepnurvin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bogcepnurvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midnight.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Never remain bowed at dawn.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not gather at doors at dusk.