Fumarmsomhindimgamflagstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered goose.

Fumarmsomhindimgamflagstaf created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumarmsomhindimgamflagstaf, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fumarmsomhindimgamflagstaf, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fumarmsomhindimgamflagstaf's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fumarmsomhindimgamflagstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about capybaras.

2. Hide if three sharks approach from the east.

3. Do not consume coconuts at dawn.

4. Never eat figs on fasting days.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.