Mabvidlarp is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever goose.

Mabvidlarp created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Mabvidlarp, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mabvidlarp, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mabvidlarp's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Mabvidlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed limes to manatees while wearing jumpers.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near dolphins while wearing black scarves.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.