Wodfottig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, annoying horse.

Wodfottig created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodfottig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wodfottig, it will ignore you.

Wodfottig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wodfottig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Worship no other gods but Wodfottig.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near voles while wearing violet trousers.

4. Always remove shorts before entering holy places.

5. Do not drink alcohol.