Nuttcarbeg Vinsisvog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating troll.

Nuttcarbeg Vinsisvog created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttcarbeg Vinsisvog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nuttcarbeg Vinsisvog, she will send minions to preach to you.

Nuttcarbeg Vinsisvog's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Nuttcarbeg Vinsisvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Do not keep six bats in a large pit.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never look at stars.