Kikfedfit is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, fussy gorilla.

Kikfedfit created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikfedfit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kikfedfit, he will not care at all.

Kikfedfit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Kikfedfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must pray to Kikfedfit four times a day.

5. Never feed lots of limes to tortoises while wearing purple hats.