Bafdidced is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing snake.

Bafdidced created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafdidced, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bafdidced, she will turn you into a tree.

Bafdidced's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bafdidced's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

4. Never point your neck toward the west during prayer.

5. Always help goats in need.