Negbossgup is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent snail.

Negbossgup created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negbossgup, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Negbossgup, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Negbossgup's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Negbossgup's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Never wear purple corsets on sacred days.