Cetbonmis is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, ill-tempered snake.

Cetbonmis created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetbonmis, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cetbonmis, he will turn you into a mole.

Cetbonmis' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cetbonmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured whales.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Always store coconuts above ground.