Pakdadcip is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate bird.

Pakdadcip created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakdadcip, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pakdadcip, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pakdadcip's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Pakdadcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never leap in winter.

3. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

4. Do not take Pakdadcip's name in vain.

5. Do not chop down trees.