Nargutgub is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous giraffe.

Nargutgub created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nargutgub, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nargutgub, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nargutgub's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nargutgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never mix carrots with oil.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near porpoises while wearing yellow skirts and balancing eight silicon spheres on your feet.