Nurtofmeg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective wyrm.

Nurtofmeg created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtofmeg, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nurtofmeg, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nurtofmeg's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nurtofmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce at forests.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Do not take Nurtofmeg's name in vain.