Hadbugkon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, prudent hyena.

Hadbugkon created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadbugkon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hadbugkon, she will turn you into a sheep.

Hadbugkon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Hadbugkon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hadbugkon.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never gather seven doves in one place.

4. Never pray while filled with envy.

5. Never prepare peas during spring.