Sogtagnad is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, selfish owl.

Sogtagnad created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Sogtagnad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sogtagnad, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sogtagnad's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sogtagnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Sogtagnad on top of all buildings.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always act with purity.