Farnjigaf is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless frog.

Farnjigaf created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnjigaf, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farnjigaf, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Farnjigaf's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Farnjigaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Do not study amino acids on holy days.