Omtgildubjengep is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, impressive wasp.

Omtgildubjengep created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtgildubjengep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Omtgildubjengep, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Omtgildubjengep's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Omtgildubjengep's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Never wear violet kilts on sacred days.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never gather nine tortoises in one place.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.