Cinspagmin is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, clever fairy.

Cinspagmin created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinspagmin, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cinspagmin, she will laugh at you.

Cinspagmin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cinspagmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away if six birds approach from the west.

4. Feed all hungry foxes.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.