Sakhenpib is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic hare.

Sakhenpib created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakhenpib, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sakhenpib, it will be very sad.

Sakhenpib's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sakhenpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to horses while wearing pink corsets.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.