Honceppin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking ant.

Honceppin created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Honceppin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Honceppin, she will curse you with boils.

Honceppin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Honceppin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.