Ortgodarmvan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, capable fox.

Ortgodarmvan created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ortgodarmvan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ortgodarmvan, he will torture you forever.

Ortgodarmvan's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Ortgodarmvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Never stain your chest with yellow.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Fast once a month.