Narlbogtig Dunrulljip is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring dolphin.

Narlbogtig Dunrulljip created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlbogtig Dunrulljip, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Narlbogtig Dunrulljip, he will destroy your home solar system.

Narlbogtig Dunrulljip's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Narlbogtig Dunrulljip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never sing in the presence of seals.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.