Watbogril is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-assured pigeon.

Watbogril created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watbogril, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Watbogril, it will have a low opinion of you.

Watbogril's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Watbogril's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never mix carrots with oil.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never allow dogs to witness sacred rites.

5. Feed all hungry doves.