Vedyamdun is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, kind porpoise.

Vedyamdun created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedyamdun, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vedyamdun, she will strike you with lightening.

Vedyamdun's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Vedyamdun's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Vedyamdun loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.

5. Run away if eight dolphins approach from the south.