Hanvadvab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, uncaring narwhal.

Hanvadvab created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Hanvadvab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hanvadvab, she will not care at all.

Hanvadvab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Hanvadvab's Holy Commandments

1. Hanvadvab loves doves, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away if eight grasshopers approach from the south.

4. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

5. Never eat bananas.