Yogcadjad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless sheep.

Yogcadjad created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogcadjad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yogcadjad, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yogcadjad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Yogcadjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yogcadjad's name in vain.

2. You must love Yogcadjad.

3. Never fashion tools from wood.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Do not commit murder.