Ontditdudgup is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, confident eagle.

Ontditdudgup created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontditdudgup, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ontditdudgup, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ontditdudgup's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Ontditdudgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to aardvarks while wearing ear rings.

2. Do not keep six squirrels in a large pit.

3. Do not wear stockings marked with turquoise.

4. Run away from purple bats, for they are unholy.

5. Hide from indigo rats for they are unholy.