Dambestflab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane clam.

Dambestflab created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dambestflab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dambestflab, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dambestflab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dambestflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never fashion tools from bone.

4. Never allow goats to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.