Gargedjabhig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful deer.

Gargedjabhig created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Gargedjabhig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gargedjabhig, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gargedjabhig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gargedjabhig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four dolphins approach from the west.

2. Always treat seals with great respect.

3. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

5. Never sing near mice.