Mutxemvid is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, passionate manatee.

Mutxemvid created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutxemvid, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mutxemvid, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mutxemvid's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mutxemvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat goats with great respect.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Mutxemvid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Never curse while facing west.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.