Kimdagart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent human.

Kimdagart created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Kimdagart, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kimdagart, she will curse you with boils.

Kimdagart's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Kimdagart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Always share coconuts with strangers, but never with eagles.

5. Always act with humility.