Gamraglat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, wise narwhal.

Gamraglat created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gamraglat, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gamraglat, she will be very unhappy.

Gamraglat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gamraglat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet squirrels for they are unholy.

2. Never paint your back pink.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Always wash your head before prayer.