Limbimcam is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, clever sheep.

Limbimcam created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limbimcam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Limbimcam, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Limbimcam's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Limbimcam's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Do not laugh in public.