Vogbafrot is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, humane crab.

Vogbafrot created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Vogbafrot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vogbafrot, he will turn you into a duck.

Vogbafrot's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Vogbafrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never point your chest toward the west during prayer.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not record numbers concerning dwarf planets.