Pin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise dolphin.

Pin created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pin, he will turn you into a slug.

Pin's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Pin's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during winter.

2. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Pin on top of important buildings.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Do not record names concerning planets.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near whales while wearing orange trousers.