Bafbitgar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring wyvern.

Bafbitgar created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Bafbitgar, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bafbitgar, it will destroy your home solar system.

Bafbitgar's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bafbitgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not sing at crossroads.