Cepfaswan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain finch.

Cepfaswan created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepfaswan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cepfaswan, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Cepfaswan's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cepfaswan's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your legs toward the west during prayer.

2. Never prepare limes during winter.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.