Daggemkop Yiksasmis is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, irritating camel.

Daggemkop Yiksasmis created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daggemkop Yiksasmis, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Daggemkop Yiksasmis, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Daggemkop Yiksasmis' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Daggemkop Yiksasmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to capybaras while wearing cyan ear rings.

2. Never handle silicon while unclean.

3. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Always help squirrels in need.