Miftimcumgetveenqueegkip is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, able squirrel.

Miftimcumgetveenqueegkip created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Miftimcumgetveenqueegkip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Miftimcumgetveenqueegkip, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Miftimcumgetveenqueegkip's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Miftimcumgetveenqueegkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.

4. Never record names.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.