Ontvenyik is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, merciless dragonfly.

Ontvenyik created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontvenyik, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ontvenyik, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Ontvenyik's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ontvenyik's Holy Commandments

1. Ontvenyik loves otters, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Ontvenyik in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never mark doors with yellow.