Nellmif is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring troll.

Nellmif created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellmif, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nellmif, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nellmif's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nellmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Never skip near ants.