Kancibbast is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, weak owl.

Kancibbast created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kancibbast, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kancibbast, he will be very sad.

Kancibbast's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Kancibbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about capybaras.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not shave your hands.