Femcudcub is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, witless cat.

Femcudcub created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Femcudcub, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Femcudcub, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Femcudcub's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Femcudcub's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never wear purple rings on sacred days.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.